Lookit the cute little Praun, writing erotica at her keyboard.
Doesn't she know non-humans aren't allowed to write erotica?
See?
Oh how I long for the day when humans and non-humans live in peace.
But until then, I'll write whatever I damn well please!!
I can practically hear the neuro-guy muttering, 'Writers . . . '
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3 comments:
Non-humans aren't allowed to write erotica. Does that have something to do with bestiality laws.
Um, well, if the nonhuman has a human head, according to Adam Nevill when he was my editor at the now defunct Black Lace, then it can HAVE sex with a human. So I think nonhumans with human heads would be allowed to write erotica. But I think you're correct, Kim, when you suggest that it has something to do with bestiality laws. Although, what if the nonhuman without the human head were writing erotica for other nonhumans without human heads?
Hmmmm? Not that I'm ready to write Praun erotica . . . yet.
NOW I understand why an order of shrimp in lobster sauce turns me on.
Luv.
Felix
P.S. Now where's that bib?
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