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Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Wild Card, 2006. Winner of "best oral sex scene" - Scarlet Magazine. Amanda's Young Men, 2009. Excerpted in Scarlet Magazine; Juicy Bits. Sarah's Education, 2009. Hit the #1 spots on Amazon.co.uk adult fiction & adult romance best seller lists. Jade Magazine bestowed the best cover art, 2009 award on Sarah's Education. "Get Up, Stand Up!" which appeared in The Cougar Book (Logical-Lust) won me the title 'Story Teller of the Year 2011' at The Erotic Awards, London, UK. Sarah's Education took the #3 spot on a list of the 30 most titillating titles of all time, as reported in English Daily Mail ;Female; Nov. 12, 2012. Debutante, a petite novel for e-publisher Imprint Mischief, (Harper-Collins) pubbed in 2012. I tutor writing students and am a member of the WGC. D.M. Thomas said: Madeline Moore writes great sex without metaphor and that's not easy to do. Kris Saknussemm said: You're a good egg, Madeline Moore. I am a good egg who writes great sex without metaphor! Yippee!

Sunday, 17 October 2010

I'm a Typing Praun!

Lookit the cute little Praun, writing erotica at her keyboard.
Doesn't she know non-humans aren't allowed to write erotica?


Oh how I long for the day when humans and non-humans live in peace.

But until then, I'll write whatever I damn well please!!

I can practically hear the neuro-guy muttering, 'Writers . . . '

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Kimberly Crawley said...

Non-humans aren't allowed to write erotica. Does that have something to do with bestiality laws.

Madeline Moore said...

Um, well, if the nonhuman has a human head, according to Adam Nevill when he was my editor at the now defunct Black Lace, then it can HAVE sex with a human. So I think nonhumans with human heads would be allowed to write erotica. But I think you're correct, Kim, when you suggest that it has something to do with bestiality laws. Although, what if the nonhuman without the human head were writing erotica for other nonhumans without human heads?
Hmmmm? Not that I'm ready to write Praun erotica . . . yet.

Anonymous said...

NOW I understand why an order of shrimp in lobster sauce turns me on.



P.S. Now where's that bib?