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Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Wild Card, 2006. Winner of "best oral sex scene" - Scarlet Magazine. Amanda's Young Men, 2009. Excerpted in Scarlet Magazine; Juicy Bits. Sarah's Education, 2009. Hit the #1 spots on Amazon.co.uk adult fiction & adult romance best seller lists. Jade Magazine bestowed the best cover art, 2009 award on Sarah's Education. "Get Up, Stand Up!" which appeared in The Cougar Book (Logical-Lust) won me the title 'Story Teller of the Year 2011' at The Erotic Awards, London, UK. Sarah's Education took the #3 spot on a list of the 30 most titillating titles of all time, as reported in English Daily Mail ;Female; Nov. 12, 2012. Debutante, a petite novel for e-publisher Imprint Mischief, (Harper-Collins) pubbed in 2012. I tutor writing students and am a member of the WGC. D.M. Thomas said: Madeline Moore writes great sex without metaphor and that's not easy to do. Kris Saknussemm said: You're a good egg, Madeline Moore. I am a good egg who writes great sex without metaphor! Yippee!

Sunday, 17 June 2012

A Poem for the UnDad

I’m so glad
you’re not my Dad.

I’d ever so much rather
have you as a fiancé than a Father.
Though I’m sure you’re very good
at the job of Fatherhood
I’d rather not be a rater
of your abilities as pater.
‘Cause if you were my dear papa
I know you’d touch not one ta ta
and if you were my begetter
it wouldn’t make my cunt wet, Sir.
Though you are King of our wee shire
it’s best that you are not my Sire
for I’d have never felt the crop
if I were kid and you were Pop.
This way each day I adore you more
than if you were my progenitor
and I am free to love you madly
which I couldn’t do if you were Daddy
So if this ditty makes you say “Ha!”
Let’s celebrate! You’re not my Pa!

                                            -for Felix

                                                 love from Madeline