This is Ophelia Bitz, and if she isn't a combo of sexy and sweet then I don't know my eye candy. And I think I do.
She's a finalist in the "Performers" category at the Erotic Awards 2011.
I won't be seeing her, even though I've been nominated in the 'Story Tellers' category, because I live in Canada and I haven't the dollars, pounds or euros to make the trip. So it will be up to my (perfectly chosen, if you ask me) representative to see Ophelia and all the other nominees on Awards Night. Kristina Lloyd, will you please please have lots and lots of fun for me at the Erotic 2011 awards and if at all possible, bring me back a flying penis?
Winner of Erotic Awards 2011 "Story Teller of the Year." Sarah's Education is 3rd on the Stellar Libraries' list of 30 most titillating tales of all time, reports UK newspaper The Daily Mail,November 2012. READ ME AND SEE FOR YOURSELF!
About Me
- Madeline Moore
- Toronto, Ontario, Canada
- While attending a summer writing workshop at Humber College, my tutor, D.M.Thomas, said that I write 'great sex without metaphor,which isn't easy to do.' I made my mind up to become an erotica writer. My first erotica novel, 'Wild Card' was published in 2006. A section from the novel was selected by Scarlet Magazine for 'best oral sex scene' and, as a friend pointed out, an award-winning author was born! My second Black Lace novel, 'Amanda's Young Men' was released in the UK in July, 2008 and in North America in March, 2009. My third novel for Black Lace, 'Sarah's Education,' was published July 2, 2009 in the UK and briefly hit the number one spots on Amazon.co.uk's adult fiction and adult romance best seller lists. It became available in North America on September 1, 2009. Jade Magazine bestowed the 'best cover art, 2009' award on 'Sarah's Education'. In 2009 Humber College invited me to speak at the summer writers' workshop on a panel called, 'Success Stories.' And so the circle closes.

4 comments:
Best of luck, Madeline!
Thanks Nikki!
I'm certain I'll have a blast and will do my very best to bring home a winged weiner! Thank you for asking me to represent you. I hope you win!
Thanks Kristina. I feel confident that you will, in fact, have a great time and be a perfect representative. In fact, maybe you should just pass yourself off as Madeline Moore? No, you're too well known for that, I'm sure. I want to say it's an honour just to be nominated and I don't give a flying fuck if I win or not but
a) it isn't true
b) I'm betting the speeches will be stuffed with flying fuck jokes, so I'm making mine now. The joke. Not the speech.
I have not made my speech yet.
When should I start worrying about that?
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