I received this email a few minutes ago. I'm so excited about this new Canadian Magazine I had to come straight to my blogspot and post it right away. Note to those who aren't Canadian or politically inclined: Stephen Harper is the Prime Minister of Canada:
Subject: Call for Submissions: STEPHEN HARPER a journal of the literary arts
Attention: Please forward this as quickly and ruthlessly as possible!
ryan and Natalie
p.s. any repeat e-mailings are totally Natalie's fault.
CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS
Announcing the formation of a new Canadian literary magazine!
STEPHEN HARPER: a journal of the literary arts
Dedicated to the publication of Canadian literary talent, STEPHEN
HARPER is looking for said talent to bombard our inbox with your best
writing. We are looking for submissions from across Canada in both
Submissions should be made via email to
email@example.com. Submissions should remain
under 1 page as budget constraints are also size restraints. Deadline
is as soon as possible! We will start reading as soon as submissions
start rolling in!
We look forward to reading your submissions!
ryan fitzpatrick & Natalie Zina Walschots
STEPHEN HARPER Managing Editors
About STEPHEN HARPER:
STEPHEN HARPER was started as the first magazine under new funding
guidelines made by the Canadian Periodical Fund. We believe that the
best response to these new guidelines is to try to produce a literary
journal streamlined enough to meet the new realities of today's
publishing industry. STEPHEN HARPER has an official subscription base
of 413 each MP and senator in the Canadian government is a
subscriber, including our namesake! As well, STEPHEN HARPER will be
starting a list of unsubscribers (the SH! list) of people not quite
lucky enough to be members of Canada's own government, but who still
wish to receive the light of STEPHEN HARPER into their heart.
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.
If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution.
Women need not always keep their mouths shut and their wombs open.
(Perhaps I should add that the Government of Canada has decided to limit funding to literary journals without large subscribers...thus effectively dealing a death blow to the very few such journals still extant in the Great White North.)
- Madeline Moore
- Toronto, Ontario, Canada
- Wild Card, 2006. Winner of "best oral sex scene" - Scarlet Magazine. Amanda's Young Men, 2009. Excerpted in Scarlet Magazine; Juicy Bits. Sarah's Education, 2009. Hit the #1 spots on Amazon.co.uk adult fiction & adult romance best seller lists. Jade Magazine bestowed the best cover art, 2009 award on Sarah's Education. "Get Up, Stand Up!" which appeared in The Cougar Book (Logical-Lust) won me the title 'Story Teller of the Year 2011' at The Erotic Awards, London, UK. Sarah's Education took the #3 spot on a list of the 30 most titillating titles of all time, as reported in English Daily Mail ;Female; Nov. 12, 2012. Debutante, a petite novel for e-publisher Imprint Mischief, (Harper-Collins) pubbed in 2012. I tutor writing students and am a member of the WGC. D.M. Thomas said: Madeline Moore writes great sex without metaphor and that's not easy to do. Kris Saknussemm said: You're a good egg, Madeline Moore. I am a good egg who writes great sex without metaphor! Yippee!